The Plot of Nicolas Cage's Movie: Superman with Hair Plugs!
It would have been great to see this movie only for the big hair transplant scene. Here’s the recently uncovered story line:
Lex Luthor is angry at his premature hair loss. He decides to develop a balding ray to make everyone else into a chrome dome, just like him. The ray even affects Superman, who’s very vain and self-conscious about his hair.
Before confronting Lex, Superman finds the best hair transplant surgeons. Armed with kryptonite hole-punchers, they move hairs from one part of Superman’s head to another. Finally, a confident Superman confronts Lex only to learn that the traces of Kryptonite in his blood left him vulnerable. Lex traps Superman in his lair and proceeds to steal his super-hair and plant it into his own head. Now, he would be the only one in the world with hair.
As Lex shows off his new locks, Superman is rescued, but too embarrassed to leave the house, like a Jewish girl right after her Sweet 16 nose job. So the people in Metropolis gather all their remaining hair - from their arms, legs and pubes - and donate it to Superman. Finally, The Man of Steel & Pubes can leave the house with his weird, curly hair and defeat Lex Luthor.
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